Everything you find on here you could probably find in an odd curio shop owned by a woman named Bathilda. I'm Andy, and I love words, forensic anthropology, witty banter, and tigers because they're velvety. I want to go on a safari with vintage luggage, 1930s music, and some lemon bars. Fruit and Hermione make everything better. I try to have a heart of gold, but it has some cracks and tea stains.

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